Barenaked Ladies – If I had a million dollars

Practice the second conditional in your ESL class with this song, If I had a million dollars by Bare Naked Ladies. There are 14 examples of the second conditional in these song lyrics.

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Lyrics

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a house (i would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love.

If I had a million dollars
I’d build a tree fort in our yard.
If I had a million dollars
You could help, it wouldn’t be that hard.
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a fridge in there somewhere.
We could go up there whenever we wanted.
We could get something to eat maybe

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that’s cruel)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you an exotic pet (like a llama or an emu)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains (all them crazy bones)
If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn’t have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
We’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner.
But we would.
But of course we would,
it’s a very tasty treat for the whole family.

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that’s cruel)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a monkey (haven’t you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I’d be rich.

Barenaked LadiesCanadian rock band

Barenaked Ladies (BNL) are a Canadian rock band which was formed in 1988 in the Toronto suburb of Scarborough, Ontario. The band developed a following in Canada, with their self-titled 1991 cassette becoming the first independent release certified gold in Canada. They had mainstream success in Canada after signing to Reprise Records in 1992 with their debut album Gordon. The band’s popularity eventually spread to the US with versions of “Brian Wilson” and “The Old Apartment” from their 1996 live album, Rock Spectacle, followed by their 1998 fourth studio album Stunt. The album contained their highest-charting hit, “One Week”, along with “It’s All Been Done” and “Call and Answer”. Their fifth album, Maroon, also charted well. The band is also known for creating and performing the theme song of the American sitcom, The Big Bang Theory. The band has continued to regularly tour and record new music, having released 14 primary studio albums of original material and three themed studio albums.